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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

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I drank a whole glass of water instead of eating the burrito because i realized that my diet yesterday consisted of a chickfila meal, 5 beers, and one third of said burrito.

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adrift-on-a-sailboat:

A female Lockheed employee works on a P-38 Lighting | Burbank, CA | 1944

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

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lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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